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« on: January 24, 2006, 10:39:03 AM »
Two guys collide while pushing their shopping carts around Canadian Tire. The first guy says, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

"That's OK. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her anywhere and I'm starting to get a little desperate."

"Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

"She is 27 years old, about five-foot-eight, with long red hair, sparkling green eyes, long beautiful legs, and she's wearing a pair of tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

"Oh it doesn't matter," says the other guy, "let's look for yours."
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